The Crack Pairing Thread! (SHOUNEN-AI WELCOME, BUT NO EXPLICIT STUFFIES PLEASE! ><)

[~Sire Kirroha]

Because I think therefore I am.

... Shea x Forte is luuurve.

[andraliba]

NeroXAlbel
'cause of their undying love <3 XD

[~Sire Kirroha]

Ah, the shiptease is killing me as I die a happy fangirl XD

Hmm, there are 9 obtainable boys in total, right? >D So you can pair 8 up and the last will be with Len. <3

[Angelique]

Avalon and Alviss!

Sorry, but I'm a twincest fan.

[~Sire Kirroha]

I'm not much of a twincest fan...

... but my do I love crackship rivalry.

[andraliba]

I'm dying as a happy fangirl also XD

Hm, Len and Thanos are canon, right?Then the pairings would be:
NeroXAlbel
SheaXForte
AvalonXAlviss
And...Iggy and....Zephyr...? XD

[~Sire Kirroha]

Zephyr and Iggy seems to be the only last possible pairing. :/

But after Zephyr's message to Len about what Thanos looks like, I can't help but seeing his message in a yaoi fangirl light and shipping Zeph x Thanos.

Does that mean Iggy x Len then? D:

[~Sire Kirroha]

UPDATE OF EXTREME IMPORTANCE!

The Great Azure herself had spoken! Zephyr has approved of his own obsession with some random red-eyed immortal!

Ah, we've always thought it would be lovely little Len to comfort that lonely little guy with the null element, but now that I think of it Zephyr's snark does the job perfectly.

See below:

Hmm, I can't remember the exact wording, but it was something like:

Len: Hey Zeph, are you ok? Me is worried about you D: What happenedz last nite when the thief stole docx?
Zeph: Pah I ok. You got see thief?
Len: Yes I think I got?
Zeph: Oh ok. If you got see a beautiful man with sparkling crimson eyes and dark hair and a wonderful face that blushes at me with the cutest expression ever, that's him.
Len: Uh ok.
Zeph: See you.
*Zeph1238totallynotreal has logged off*


Hmmmmmm.... Zeph x Thanos canon yes?

HE APPROVED.

[andraliba]

XD
It's ZephyXThanos then <3
And
LenXIggy(I don't mind that at all )

[azureXtwilight]

*DIES LAUGHING*

[sayuri]

Twincest is Wincest. I mean, there is already a clear seme and uke! But I guess it's fun to switch it up sometimes, hurhur.

[andraliba]

Twincest is Wincest. I mean, there is already a clear seme and uke! But I guess it's fun to switch it up sometimes, hurhur.

You only speak the turth

[leona7002]

I like ZephyrxThanos ideea

[Emmeeeh]

Hmm to switch it up sometimes..

*Thinks*
Alviss: Hey Avalon can I top tonight?
Avalon: *Spits out his tea* uh.. Sure?
Alviss: YAYY~
That night..
Avalon: Uh, be gentle?
Alviss: Hehe ~ I'll try brother....

Spoiler:

...Later.
Avalon: AH, AH, AH ! ALVISS! AH~ *Moans in pleasure*
Alviss: YES, YES, SCREAM MY NAME MOAR!
Avalon: AH, ALVISSS~ YES, YES, YES! RIGHT THERE.. Ngghh~
Alviss: SCREAM IT, SCREAM IT, I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE BROTHER~ Louder!
Avalon: Mmmm~ Alviss, Alviss! ALVISS! ALVISS! Mmmme~ FASTER, FASTER~
Avalon: AH, ALVISS! ~

The next day.
Avalon: Uhh.. My butt's sore. v w v
Alviss: Hehe, brother, now I know why you love to top so much~
Avalon: EHHH?! *Blush*

....
*Having a nosebleed*
*Runs away*

[leona7002]

You wanna give meh a nosebleed and visual images for all my life ?
That was something , you should try doing some pervert dialogues to the rest of the pairs